Sunday, 18 May 2008

Notebookism

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I have developed kind of a thing for notebooks over the last few months, to the point where I wonder if it's healthy.



The one that looks like it has a banknote peeking out the top is what I'm using as a wallet. And a map book. And a scribble pad. And a day planner. And the repository of all my hopes and dreams.
I've not yet spent more than $8 on any single notebook. But the fact that I have twenty, made in six countries (plus some duplicates that didn't make the cut) may be a cause for concern.
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Thursday, 15 May 2008

Live Studio Audience

Today I was part of the kind of live studio audience television shows pushing authenticity and verisimilitude are so fond of.
The Hour is an interview-style show which runs on weekdays in Canada (though Fridays are recaps). It has probably been the only Canadian show I've watched with any regularity, and succeeds in pulling in top names for anything-goes style chats which run about 10-12 minutes. Richard Branson, Alan Alda, Tony Blair, people like that. Videos online here: http://www.cbc.ca/thehour/



Today it was some famous-in-Canada singer who looked fresh from the Britpop cookie cutter: curly unkempt hair, skinny jeans, sneakers, wrinkled T-shirt, Diesel jacket. The clips they showed were appallingly derivative, but you wouldn't think so from the dog-whistle screams of the girls behind me.
Part of the same episode but taped earlier in the day was an interview with the director of 'Groundhog Day', 'Ghostbusters', and other yesteryear Bill Murray vehicles. He spoke mainly about his childhood flight from Nazi Europe and his son, who directed 'Juno' and 'Thank You For Smoking'.

Sprinkled throughout the taping, and especially at the end, was Q&A time with the host, a clear-eyed frontman called George last-name-Greek-and-unspellable. The audience was maybe 100 people, so we got a decent back-and-forth going on. I asked about bias, authenticity, culture, and comedy. Other people were more focused on former guests, and on their own personal soapbox issues.
As with any corporate event with plebs from the street, giveaways ran at a rapid clip. I won two T-shirts, a travel mug, and a magnetic bottle opener. I gave away my third shirt but then swapped it for the mug, literally taking it from the hands of the poor guy next to me; I was an Indian-giver (First-Nations-giver in Canada). My second magnetic bottle opener found a home with the 50-year-old woman on my other side. She seemed nonplussed.

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

Hillary Wins Second-Dumbest State

Hillary Clinton triumphed in the second-least-educated state of America today, West Virginia.

The graph below shows the parts of the country whose population's education did not reach the age of 15. West Virginia, in the central east, is outlined in yellow.



The only state dumber than West Virginia is its neighbour to the west, Kentucky. It is polling similar numbers and will vote against the black guy on May 20.
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Sunday, 11 May 2008

Nietzsche

Watching a documentary on the German philosopher Nietzsche put my own thoughts about life into a more explicable order. He lived at the same time as Henry David Thoreau, and they explored similar themes. Recent thought at the time, such as Darwin's On The Origin Of Species, pulled the rug out from under the ancient moral order dictated by the church. Thinking men of the time turned their intellect to the exploration of morality, and were ever pulled deeper into the greatest subject of research: what it is that makes us human.
Nietzsche lost his brother and his father, a parson, at a young age. He studied for the church but dropped out in favour of linguistics (known then as philology), writing a letter to his sister that faith returned nothing but itself; "if you want to be a disciple of truth, then search." He spent many summers in the Swiss Alps, walking the mountain trails and writing and thinking about Man and self-evident, objective morality. Like Thoreau, he needed to step away from the hubbub of society to allow the delicate skeins of first philosophies to wick together.
It cannot be ignored that the syphilis Nietzsche contracted as a young man rendered him bedridden one day in seven (and eventually led to his dementia), or that his philosophy was, in part, a wish-fulfillment restoration fantasy. But the concept of the ubermensch (superman/overcoming man) was an aspirational ideal which stood outside the fantasies of religion. The idea that we could, through self-directed activity, improve our own lives without divine assistance was revolutionary and paved the way for the therapeutic techniques of Freud and others.

In a Godless universe, we revert to first principles and the scientific process of hypothesis and observation to gauge what is good, or true, or worthwhile. We can survive by eating; we can increase by socialising; we can improve by learning. The finer points of life and society are negotiated in the crowded throng of interaction and ineptitude or luck. It is only by recognising the chaotic foundation and loose self-ordering of our lives that we may come to an acceptance of misfortune. Then, finally, we can let go of the poisonous superstitions of religion, dogma, and otherworldly paternalism.

Nietzsche believed that the individual could be self-promoting. He despised anything which disenfranchised individuals, subjugating them to a 'greater good'; it is for this reason that his appropriation by the Third Reich, three decades after his death, is particularly galling. Their recognition of the Superman was of an shining Aryan clone, not of a Rousseauean solitary walker. His 'overcoming man' was a lonely figure in the mountains, a Zarathustran ascetic who lived beyond the ken of clamouring peasants. As Hamlet has it:
...infinite in faculty, in moving and form how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in comprehension how like a god!
The death of God that Nietzsche talks about brings with it a heavy burden; we can no longer outsource our moral thinking to a man in a robe. But the tremendous journey of locating our own first philosophy is the most important part of understanding what it is to be human, of living with our eyes open and alert, curious about the world and its wonders.
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Saturday, 10 May 2008

Mexicans

My new lodgings are an improvement over my last, if only for the increased space. Unfortunately, that space is filled with Mexicans.


Ethnic groups are defined, in my mind, by how high I have to turn up my headphones to drown them out. For example:
American students ... 5
The homeless ............. 3
British (northern) ...... 6
British (southern) ...... 3
Jewish retirees ............ 7
Bad comedians ......... 5
Most small monkeys 5
Europeans .................... 2
Australians (men) ..... 3
Australians (women) 8
American Idol ............ 4
FOX News ..................... 7

Mexicans cannot be drowned out. They vibrate at a harmonic pitch immune to negation of any kind. This may be because they sit in large circles, operate three or more noise-making devices at once, or burst into a scattered cacophony at unexpected times. This makes them exceedingly difficult to drown out. I have only encountered this level of audio pollution once before: French Canadians.
There are certainly similarities between the two groups. Both, for instance, grow beards that look accidental; both are confused with people from real countries; both order beer from the bottom of the menu; both speak dialects that make other native speakers giggle and frown simultaneously; and both travel in single file to hide their numbers.

The end result of all this is that I have been through my entire music collection, as well as samples of oceans, rainforests, and white noise, and nothing will cancel out the amarinthine outpouring of audial blather. I am at my wits' end, so I'm worn out from travelling, too.
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