10 Facts About Pimps

1. Pimps struggle with equitable gender relations.
2. Pimps will not let you drive the Pimpmobile.
3. Pimps are mammals.
4. When a pimp says,"It's my way or the highway," he is presenting two literal options.
5. Pimps always be recruitin'.
6. Pimps are awful drivers.
7. But try telling them that.
8. Pimps live outside the law: of fashion, of gravity, of mortal men.
9. Prostitution is a harsh mistress.
10. It's all about the Benjamins.