Saturday, 18 October 2008

Thanksgiving Report

Cranberry Sauce: 5/10. Not particularly surprising. I demand a certain level of alarm in my berry experiences.
Turkey: 4/10. Tastes like interracial chicken.
Pumpkin pie: 8/10. Tastes nothing like pumpkin. In fact, is sweet and flat, much like Billy Corgan when you really get to know him.
Yams: 5/10. The potato equivalent of shrunken human heads.
Pecan pie: 3/10. Seemed like a sugar reduction with tiny bicycle helmets sprinkling on top.

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